The bad news is, they’re guarding someone else’s shins.
The good news is, she’s very very grateful.
The bad news is, “she’s” Dr. Van Pelt’s sister, Lucy.
The good news is, your last name is Schultz…
The bad news is, “she’s” Dr. Van Pelt’s sister, Lucy.
The good news is, your last name is Schultz…
The bad news is, you can’t stand American cartoons.
The good news is, your name is Cha Li, you were born in Hong Kong, and you only need to read Chinese and Japanese cartoons.
The bad news is, this isn’t going to help.
The really bad news is, Disney has just signed a marketing agreement with McDonalds in Hong Kong and is about to saturate the SAR with American cartoons to promote the opening of Disneyland HK.
The weird news is, you kind of like McDonalds, so you almost don’t mind.
The other bad news is, it still doesn’t make any difference.
The good news is, what with the bubble tea going around these days and all, you don’t care anyways.
The bad news is, you’ve been out rambling, and now are thought to be Abe Simpson.
The good news is, Abe Simpson is God…
The bad news is, he keeps forgetting his own storyline and all of a sudden, it’s “Dark City” all over again, except more surreal.
The good news is, after the overdose of acid, you’re prepared to deal with rapidly shifting circumstances.
The good news is when there is no bad news.
The bad news is when there is no good news.
Thebadnewsis,yourspacebarisn’tworking.
Thegoodnewsis,yourinnerspacebarisworkingjustfine.(thisisgettingweird)
The bad news is, you can’t figure out what the heck your inner spacebar is supposed to do.
The good news is, we figured out what the dark spot on your x-ray was.
the bad news is your husband has 40 years left.
the good news is your album is in the top ten.
The bad new is, it’s in the top ten in Burkina Faso.
The really bad news is, Burkina Faso doesn’t really have a recording industry, so the “Top Ten” statistics are compiled from impromptu canvassing of pirate disc vendors in the local markets… which means you aren’t getting any revenue from those sales.
The good news is, RIAA is on your side.
The bad news is, considering RIAA’s ham-fisted response to technological change in the marketplace, you’d really rather they weren’t.
The good news is, it’s better than having Tony Donuts on your side.
The bad news is, Tony Donuts is against you.
The good news is, you can eat him…
The bad news is, you really don’t want to.
The good n …wait, there’s never any good news with Tony Donuts.
The bad news is, you forgot that he makes a good dart board.
The good news is, Burkina Faso might change its’ name back to Upper Volta…
The bad news is, I have no idea what you are talking about.
The good news is, my post count has been increased by 1.
The bad news is, you have no sense of history.
The good news is, I could always mail you a few good books on the subject…
The bad news is, with Governor Quinn, it’s always a matter of “the first one’s free, little girl…”
The good news is, you can always just change directions in the thread, by saying something like:
The good news is, I didn’t get a ticket after running two red lights and showing the cop an expired insurance card.
The bad news is my post-box is all boarded up like my windows to stop the flesh eating zombies from getting in.
The good news is when they are distracted by the postman I could make a run for the garage where my faithfull pick-up will for the 1st time ever refuse to start.
The bad news is, Tony Donuts, Chocolate Cake, and the rest of the snack mob are in town to settle matters with you.
The good news is, you’ve been watching your weight, and hope you don’t get concrete shoes.