Was the ex- a scary clown or the other kind? 
Oh, seems like I forgot some masterful lyrics
There was a young girl from Nantucket…
I could link to Ouchy the Clown again, and you could send HIM over to her. 
Don’t worry, G-Man. We all get dumped from time to time. I’ve been there.
Or you could do one o’ them incredibly detailed staff report things you do so well.
In time, you’ll recognize her for what she was, a figment of your emancipation.
Yes, now go forth and multiply.