Hello all. I’ve been meaning to create an account here for some time, i just usually forget what the heck i wanted to comment on and put off or get frustrated trying to set up an account on my cellphone.
Come to think of it, i don’t remember what i had to ad this time that led me to finally get an account set up successfully!
I’m afraid i won’t be of much help fighting ignorance here. I’m mostly here to fight my own, but i will be able to provide amusing anecdotes from time to time.
Welcome!
Welcome. I hope you’ll enjoy the board.
I’ve definitely benefited from all the wisdom here.
Howdy and welcome, Happytree.
Welcome to the board! You’d be surprised at how much you’ll be able to contribute! And ignore the goat if it comes by, that’s perfectly normal… 
Damn! I wanted the goat to be a surprise!
~VOW
Hi there Happytree.
(I want pie)
(:))
Hi hi! And welcome! Would you like some ice cream? It’s [del]frisky[/del] fresh! I’ve been making all sorts of things during the lockdown; last week I made nanaimo bars. So we’ve got ice cream in interesting random lockdown flavours, like wasabi mint and peach squid ripple. And downloading it is free as long as the CERB payment holds out or I go back to work*!
*Work outside the [del]Initiation Complex[/del] Welcome Centre, I mean…
Runnn! Ok, I warned you, no complaints later.
“Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?”
“Speak into the microphone!!”
How come your join date was over two years ago?
But welcome.
Shhh! They’re not allowed to talk about that!
Or the squid…
Hello, and welcome!
Thanks for the warm greetings!
Why have i been here for 2 years and only posting now? I’m not good with computers and have struggled to activate my account. No funny business, i promise.
I don’t know quite know how to work a message board yet (pulling quotes, making links, smileys, etc). I’m trying to read up on all of that so i don’t embarrass myself, i’m just getting my foot in the door.
No problem. I’m just impressed that an element from a Bob Ross painting became self-aware and started posting at all.
I think you may have gotten away with that, but don’t mention the ice scream!
<thunderous voice> What did you do to Mariah? </tv>
Does Beck have pie? I wanna slice!
Mariah? Mariah? I have such trouble remembering things these days. But… there was a place, a long time ago… a door to the outside… Kytherea… Daithi Lacha… we tried to get out… the train station in the valley… the flowers on the mountainside… and now it’s all gone <sobs>