Hmm…my girlfriend and mother are two separate people.
Well, which of them taught you most? 
It’s hard to say-they had different areas of expertise.
Shakes: The total is $20. Plus I figure about a $5 tip so that makes it $5 a person. Are we all cool with that?
Group: Yeah, great!
45min goes by and the pizza guy arrives. I go to each one of my coworkers to gather up the money.
Shakes: Girl-1 you got your $5?
Girl-1: I don’t have any money.
Shakes: That’s ok…there are…other…forms of payment.
[unzip pants]
Girl-1: Hey Guy-1 can you pay for me?
Guy-1: Uh… Wha…? Yeah…I…geuss.
This thread is the best. I love all the dirty guys unzipping their pants in a place of business.
Oldest business there is.
Wanna go to Subway?
ZZZZZZZIIIIP!