That was an ex-girlfriend too…
My manliness I call Tibor, the One-Eyed Sword of Love.
This silly name causes my wife to giggle whenever she sees it.
What?
I was left with no choice while dating a girl who anthropomorphized everything. Thus, came the name: Li’l Dude (I was told during that time that I bore a strong resemblance to Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski, so people called me “The Dude.”)
Li’l Dude and the Boys, always ready for action.
A guy I went out with a few times once named my breasts Xavier and Prometheus. I have NO idea why.
A former friend had a girlfriend name his equipment “Fluffy,” and a friend’s fiance calls his “ManSteel.” :: snort :: Of course, the last one must always be said in a resonating announcer-style voice. Impossible for me to describe, but I think you can imagine.
Kinda grateful that they weren’t listening to “Green Tambourine”, weren’t they?
My parts and my SO’s parts are nameless. Although if I were in a cruel mood and wished to remind her of certain, ah… deficiencies, I’d nickname mine " Dusty "
:rolleyes:
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When Hakuna Matata and I were first dating, we were marvelling at our wonderful compatibility. I made the comment that “he really filled the bill for me”.
WHAT??? :eek:
Fill the Bill?
My tunnel of love was named Bill?
That must mean that his corresponding . . .uhm. . .part. . . was named Phil?
Hence, Phil and Bill.
We like Phil and Bill to play. . . a lot
I forgot the second part of the two-part question:
My shapely breasts are lovingly referred to as “The Twins” 
who are these guys Phil and Bill you are always talking about? :dubious:
I think we need to talk There are way too many people in our bedroom!
Rather than repeat myself, I will link to a previous thread in which I offered an answer to the question Who Named Your Privates?
I call mine The Wild Irish Rose!
My husband’s penis is Junior Ciceneros Señor Snake.
I’ve always called my breasts “The Ladies”. With capital letters, because they deserve them. For a little while, amongst the girlfriends, they were Ta-Tas, but that didn’t last.
If I talk about them individually for whatever reason, they’re Lefty and Righty.
Every time this question comes up, I say, in the manliest voice I can muster, “I named mine Thor,” though I haven’t really.
Truthfully, though, my ex-SO did name it way back when. I have a two-syllable first name, and she reversed the order of the syllables, and that’s all you’re getting about that. 
The names of my penis is Vladislav The Impaler, Vlad 11i, Dracula, Count Dickula, Aluckid, The Prince of creepiest, Vlad
My ex wife used to refer to my Angry Anderson action figure as “that fucking thing”.
Usually said in the context of “Put that fucking thing away” or “get that fucking thing away from me”
Do you ever call it zombie penis?
Lonely Boy
I’m Frank. Birth name actually Francis. So naturally when Pope Francis was named, my member took on the same moniker!
“Mr. Prick” although, for a while when Mrs. 74westy had a vibrator she called “Pinky”, we called it “The Brain”.
Little Elvis.