Russel the love muscle
A zombie penis thread has popped up.
I call my breasts my breasts.
I call your breasts every Friday night at 8:00 pm cuz that’s when “Happy Days” comes on.
Well, mrAru and I haven’t named our private bits, however I have named the 2 cysts in my left breast Ricky and Fred and the one in my right breast Lucy [Lucy and Ricky showed up first about 10 years ago, Fred showed up last spring. We are still waiting for Ethyl to complete the set.]
I have this memory of Annie Potts in some movie telling young men not to name their body parts, and I have stuck with that.
My partner and I refer to his penis as Mjolnir and when we are discussing happy fun play time it’s “Hammer Time”
My wife calls him The Duke.
Yeah, it’s all fun until she says, “You can’t touch this!”
FTR, no name for any part of me.
Paraphrased:
Pretty bold for a one eyed, fat man-part
Does it “fill your hands you son of a bitch”?
I can’t tell you. What if you steal my penis’s identity? I don’t want a yojimboguy dick impersonator, er, wriggling around.
I used to call my x’s penis tiny; but not out loud:D
Had a ROTC instructor in high school who always referred to his as “ol’ Floyd.”
Mine have been mentioned already. My wife named mine John Henry after hearing that in the movie North Dallas Forty. If I was to name it, I’d use Vlad the Impaler. 
My ex gave it the name of Omar(the Tent Maker) because of an odd propensity forming a tent under the sheets.
Featured in starring roles at the Jackmannii household are Oscar and the Golden Globes.
Mighty Mouse.
Whenever he comes, the day is saved.
In high-school a friend of mine (Hank) and I - both less than sexually successful - were discussing this and we decided that our failures were due, in part, to not having named them.
So we christened them thus:
Hank - Thor the Unwanted
Me - Conan the Unconquered
Zeke