Guys: Would you be jealous about this? [Adult Content]

Nope, wouldn’t make me jealous. But then I’ve never had a hankering for getting laid in the toilet.

Given that they were having a one night stand in a TOILET in a youth hostel I kinda think it wasn’t the wild sexual encounter you seem to be picturing…

On the contrary, that very much implies a moment of frenzied, white-hot lust.

To be perfectly honest though, I have read the Kama Sutra and viewed a bit of porn and can’t honestly think of the 3 or 4 things you are.

What is there other than variations on a handjob that they could have done when he’s so large she can’t actually do any of the conventional sex things? :confused:

I had a very similar experience recently with the woman I am seeing. She mentioned how well endowed some past partner was, in the course of chatting about something else. I got the shits instantly and became sulky and moody. This lasted about a week. Now I accept that he (whoever he was) has a bigger dick than me. And all is back to normal.

You’re not being very nice to Reuben, btw ;).

So that’s an Arm-job then?

Well, I hate to ask such a forward question, but is your sex life with her everything you want it to be?
Are you in a situation where your a dude so you want the kinky, try everything, be adventurous type sex. She’s not into that and is conservative about her love making. You assume she’s always been like this even with her past husband and you’ve learned to live with it.
Now you find she has a past of doing dirty deeds in dirty places with guys she hardly knows. Now your pissed because your thinking “how come you had hot monkey love in a bathroom with some john doe but when I, the guy who supports you, loves you, loves your kids, want’s some exciting action all I get is ‘i’m not like that anymore’.”

am I going in the wrong direction here?

Someone’s got a “big” case of penis envy!

Maybe she told you because she thought you were mature enough to handle it? Now you don’t have to wonder if she wishes you had a monster cock, because based on her experience she doesn’t! She’s happy with your average to small “pete.”

I dont’ think it was such a bad thing to tell you and you should just digest it and get over it.

Armpit.
Reuben, I can certainly understand your feelings on this issue. My (slightly naive at the time) wife once asked me if I’d had a “one night stand”. She wasn’t happy with my reply. She thought that I was a “nice boy” and that “nice boys” don’t have casual sexual encounters, they only have serious relationships. Perhaps you are having the same problem with your SO? You didn’t think she was the “type” to have such a casual, porn-movie style encounter? Truth is that people don’t come in different “types” and “models”, we all have done various unsavoury things.

So, unfortunately you have to deal. To me it seems a little unfeeling of her to relate the story to you. There is absolutely nothing to be gained from that kind of conversation and lots to lose. I’m happy to know about my partner’s previous serious relationships, if only because I’ll probably end up meeting the men involved at some time, but random casual encounters are something that I don’t care to know about, and obviously you don’t either.

Give it time, and it won’t bother you so much.

That’s good advice.

The topic came up with my old girlfriend one evening. We were discussing sex and how compatible we seemed to be. Somehow, my size was discussed and she said it was perfect. I (foolishly) said something like “Is it bigger than your Ex’s?” and she calmly replied “Oh no…his was much bigger.” Now, she had just told me that I was perfect for her in every way (especially sexually) and she was much more satisfied with me than with anyone she had ever been with, but all I remember hearing was “His was bigger” which by extension sounded like “Yours is small.”

I grew up a little, and after a couple of days I worried about it less. I was happy, she was happy, our sex life was great. It just stopped bothering me. If all else is good with your relationship, Reuben, then you’ll be okay.

For the record…I’m huge. Really. My old girlfriend must have been dating the guy from the op before me :wink:

Maybe she had him snake out the toilet while he was there.

This was explained in song long ago:

I’m sort of betwixt and between on this one.

If you really want to know about my sexual past, I’ll tell you. But up to a point. I think there is an intimacy boundary that one should respect, and to discuss the intricate details of a past sexual relationship is being disrespectful to that previous partner. It’s a bit like gossip.

One night stands? Most of us have had them, doesn’t bother me. I would, however, wonder why you would feel the need to share unsolicited details. A casual “big/small/shrug” remark, no problem. But a full frontal, bone jarring, seratonin depleting description?

Hmmmmm, not so sure about that.

I’m not sure how I’d react were I in the OP’s position. I just want to say how much I appreciate the appelations that the fellow in the toilet has been given in this thread:

Captain Hugedong
what Big Ron used to do with his dong
Biggus Dickus in that damned toilet…
Mr. Hung-Like-A-Horse
Commander Uberschwantz
the Human Tripod
a guy with a third leg
King Dong
Colonel Mustard and his Lead Pipe

From the little info given, it sure seems that ReubenH’s woman has more checks in the “negative” column than the “positive”.

Run ReubenH, RUN!!

That’s just what every guy wants to hear from his SO. Honey , you might not be a stud, but you are the best babysitting, foot-rubbing, security providing, human ATM I know. Now a little harder on the bunion, please…

I wonder if the guy’s size is not actually the main issue here.

Is it because she acted in a way you would consider perhaps um… unladylike? Did she ever act this way with you? Do you resent being relegated to the foot-rubber while the other guy got her so easily in her prime? Could this be the cause of the jealousy? Does it make you picture your SO in an unflattering way?

By the way, too big for her mouth? Does she have a really small mouth or something? I mean come on!

I can’t say I’d be much bothered, quite the opposite. But then, I’m the type that wants to hear all about any girlfriend’s sexual history in all its kinky detail. I find it a turn-on.

They couldn’t fuck and no blow-job? Probably had to resort to anal. :smiley:

So maturity means being just cool with hearing in detail about any and all lustful romps your sig’ nif’ other was engaged in. In detail?

I think it’s perfectly reasonable to expect that your partner had a life before you and probably had lots of insane sex. I think it’s also perfectly reasonable to expect that unless there are health/emotional concerns that come up, you don’t need to hear about any of it. What purpose does it serve most of the time other than possibly being insulting and/or sticking in someone’s head?

“Oh, honey, you know that when I was in college there was this girl in one of my classes. Man, she was hot! She had the perkiest DD’s I’ve ever seen, and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of. Hell, when we hooked up that first time we didn’t even know each other’s names, we just met in a club and I shoved her up against the wall and, good gods her pussy was perfect, she had muscle control like you would not believe.

“Um… that’s nice honey.”