Never existed
but I could imagine it,
like the Stoat-Tonics!
Like the Stoat-Tonics?
then try Ermine-Vitamins
with Mink-Flavor aid.
With Mink-FlavorAde
and a big shot of vodka,
you’re unbeatable!
“You’re unbeatable!”
I shouted when checkmated
By Bobby Fischer
By Bobby Fischer
Spassky was beaten again
Tax problems ensued
Tax problems ensued
When I claimed my all my ant farm
Ants as dependents
Ants as dependents
Weren’t allowed. Crop insurance
claim denied as well.
-“BB”-
Claim denied as well
was full of water, not oil
I guess I’m still poor
I guess I’m still poor.
I should plant corn and beans and
Raise chickens for eggs.
Raise chickens for eggs,
lower gate for cow crossing;
lots to do on farm!
Lots to do on farm
But many plusses, like you
Get to work from home
Get to work from home -
On a bicycle
If your car isn’t working.
I think you got off-track from the 5-7-5 syllable count for haiku. I’ll tweak your last line:
Your car’s not working?
It might be time for repairs
or you could just walk
Or you could just walk
Right in, sit right down. Daddy
Let your mind roll on.
Let your mind roll on
But not too far, when counting
Haiku syllables
“Haiku Syllables”:
One of the original
Bond beauties/villains?
Bond beauties/villains
must all be lovely/ugly;
those are just the rules
“Those are just the rules.”
That’s what they kept telling us;
We found rules could change.
We found rules could change,
But not the counts for haiku.
Those will be checked on.
Those will be checked on
Me to my chess opponent
Who had seven kings