Who had seven kings?
Why, the Romans did of course -
Then, the Republic.
Then, the Republic,
all singing a Battle Hymn,
marched forth to glory.
Marched forth to glory,
Then took a bus back again -
My feet were quite sore.
My feet were quite sore.
I used the wrong foot ware for
Climbing the cliff face.
Climbing the Cliff face
Was a challenge, 'specially cuz
Cliff didn’t like it
Cliff didn’t like it
When I edited his plans
Without telling him.
Without telling him
I nominated our Cliff
To be the class clown
To be the class clown
Make fart sounds with your armpits
'less you’re in college
'Less you’re in college
Don’t preach in the library,
Or not even if.
Or not even if
Don’t even think about why
Nor how, who, or where
Nor how, who, or where;
but reporters know better.
Get me the Tribune!
“Get me the Tribune!”
Cried out Julius Caesar;
“Better yet - get two!”
“Better yet - get two!”
(my shout to the shoe salesman)
(I’d ordered a shoe)
(I’d ordered a shoe)
“Why just one, the salesman asked?”
“'Cause, I’m Pegleg Pete.”
Cause I’m Pegleg Pete
I step on toes then pretend
I don’t even know
I don’t even know
Why I have stayed up so late
Time to go to bed!
Time to go to bed
Then time to make the donuts
I made the donuts
I made the donuts,
then I ate most of them (BURP),
then I got fired.
Then I got fired
up about baking fruit pies.
Now everyone’s full.
Now everyone’s full
But there are still leftovers
Just like Thanksgiving