Just like Thanksgiving
I am not gonna eat a
Piece of pumpkin pie
Piece of pumpkin pie,
Though I’d rather have pecan,
Is delicious too.
Is delicious, too
Full of calories and carbs
That’s my ice cream cone
That’s my ice cream cone
Touch it and yer dead man step
Away from the cone
Away from the cone,
Beldar just wasn’t himself
or so Prymaat said
Or so Prymaat said.
But SNL has moved on -
Don’t need no more 'Heads
“Don’t need no more 'Heads,”
the anarchists cried as one;
“Let there be chaos!”
“Let there be chaos!”
Was the true beginning Word;
We fulfill that well.
We fulfill that well;
most Dopers have a talent
for joyous excess
For joyous excess
you can’t do much better than
the Straight Dope forums.
The Straight Dope forums:
I understand there are a
Few dipsticks present.
Few dipsticks present
Little problem to those who
Check on the car’s fluids
Check on the car’s fluids – is actually six syllables. So, in keeping with the 5-7-5 scheme…
Check the car’s fluids?
Just inspect the puddles that
Are underneath it.
-“BB”-
Are underneath it
My secret stash of peanuts?
Lift that elephant!
Lift that elephant!
Pachyderm ascendancy
Is the greatest good.
Is the greatest good
Patting this specific cat?
He clearly thinks so.
He clearly thinks so
He thinks he won the damn thing
Guess of whom I speak
Guess of whom I speak
and maybe I will tell you…
or not, I don’t know
…“Or Not.” I don’t know
How that begins. Could it be
“Ripley’s Believe it…?”
Ripleys believe it
But Rileys don’t. Those bastards
Believe in nothing.