Seems to work just fine
While new; but not reviewing
'Til it lasts a while
Seems to work just fine
Until it doesn’t. Then it’s
Off to the dumpster.
'Til it lasts a while
I’ll hold my opinion, then
Off to the dumpster.
Well done !
Off to the dumpster
with all my unwanted junk…
Unless you want it … ?
Unless you want it
I will be disposing of
My used handkerchief
My used handkerchief
Available on eBay
A buck ninety-nine.
A buck ninety-nine.
That’s almost the price of a
Single Hershey Kiss.
Single “Hershey Kiss”
was obscure hit for Elvis
then he ate them all
Then he ate them all
Every M&M. And why
Aren’t they called just “M’s”?
Aren’t they just called “M’s”?
Or maybe “W’s”, or
Sigmas on the side.
Sigmas on the side.
What would your wife have to say
About that, frat boy?
About that frat boy…
Double secret probation
Is where he’s headed
Is where he’s headed
Paved with good intentions or
A slippery slope?
A slippery slope
is the best kind, don’t you think?
Who wants a dead slope?
Who wants a dead slope?
Anyone? Anyone? Off
To ebay it goes
To eBay it goes –
But nobody placed a bid.
A waste of my time.
-“BB”-
A waste of my time,
Just sitting while the buds burst,
In the shade, drinking.
In the shade, drinking
A mug of hot cocoa, am
I doing it right?
I doing it right
Now. I doing it real good.
Writing Englishly.
Writing Englishly
Looks weird to Americans.
Thanks, Noah Webster