Thanks, Noah Webster
You made us laugh ev’ry week
Wait, not that Webster
Wait, not that Webster,
The bald one with the light bulb:
Uncle Webster, right?
Uncle Webster, right?
At least that’s what I call him
Mom’s spidery bro
(off topic observation)
You guys are really good at this. Reading this thread is always a pleasure.
Bravo!
mmm
It’s a team effort!
You’re the one keeps it runnin’…
That ain’t The Doobies!
“Mom’s Spidery Bro”
Is my most favorite band
That ain’t the Doobies
That ain’t the doobies.
Those are regular ciggies -
Lung cancer only.
Lung cancer only
You’re looking for hemorrhoids
Three doors down on left
Three doors down on left.
I mean my left, not your left.
In other words - right.
In other words - right.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but
Three rights make a left.
Three rights make a left
And three lefts make a right; but’
Not in politics.
Not in politics.
My degree is in Civ E.
I plan road sections.
I plan road sections
much better than C-sections
or so they tell me
Or so they tell me.
They may tell you diff’rently
But that’s what I know.
But that’s what I know
I know, I know, I know, I
Know Bill Wither’s song
Know Bill Wither’s song
Or stay out of Bill’s fandom;
Whichever you please.
Whichever you please
as long as you write haiku
5-7-5, natch
5-7-5, natch.
(It’s slang for naturally)
Just count syllables.
Just count Syllables.
And viscount Phoneme, of course.
But nobody else.
But nobody else
Is here to do these dishes.
So I’d best do it.