“So I’d best do it,”
duke Punctuation told me,
and I just let him.
And I just let him
Give me a million dollars
Well, what would you do?
Well, what would you do?
Quite probably the same thing
for lots o’ money
For lots o’ money
There are thinks I would not do.
Lots that I would, though.
Lots that I would, though
Approve for subdivision
Must meet Town standards.
Must meet Town Standards –
His name’s a little weird but
He’s quite a nice guy.
He’s quite a nice guy
So quiet, kept to himself
No one suspected…
No one suspected
Town Standards had a secret;
oh, it was awful!
No one suspected
My doughnut theft, 'til they saw
Sugar on my chin
oh, it was awful!
getting ninja’d by the Heir
I had good haiku!
I had a haiku,
Running seven-five-seven.
Sadly, turned around.
Sadly turned around
To his brother Town and said
“We have stupid names”.
“We have stupid names”
but there’s not much we can do.
I blame the parents.
I blame the parents.
It’s the easy thing to do -
also, the Chinese!
Also, the Chinese
restaurant will be open
While we’ll be in town.
While we’ll be in town
Let’s stop at the Waffle House
I hear it’s classy
I hear it’s classy
To keep your tiara on
At Olive Garden.
At Olive Garden
Wearing a tiara is
Severely overdressed
-“BB”-
“Severely overdressed”
Is easy to achieve at
Nudist colonies.
(And yes, “severely overdressed” is six syllables. Not my fault.)
Nudist colonies
Have me puzzled, where do they
Clip their name badges?
Clip their name badges,
Apply some origami,
Woot! they’re sporting bling.