Woot! They’re sporting bling
(not at all like Sportin’ Life,
down in Charleston)
Over in Charleston -
“Bess, You is My Woman Now”
Crooned lovesick Porgy
First line tweaked for syllable count (and personal geographical accuracy)
Crooned lovesick Porgy,
"I’ve got plenty of nothin’ -
He sells NFTs.
He sells NFTs
But it’s getting harder to
Convince all his friends.
Convince all his friends
That he has gold in his yard.
Ooo, watch them shovel.
Ooo, watch them shovel!
“Lord, what fools these mortals be” -
or so said Shakespeare
Or so said Shakespeare:
“This ain’t my first rodeo”
From Hamlet, I think
From hamlet, I think,
To thorp to town or is it
The other way round?
The other way round?
Is it? I thought it was squared.
Let’s triangulate!
“Let’s triangulate!”
I said to my wife’s best friend
Got slapped in the face
Got slapped in the face.
I blind-folded Will Smith and
Said I was Chris Rock.
Said I was Chris Rock
but no, I really wasn’t;
I’ve always been me.
I’ve always been me.
Some are in favor of that;
I’ve met some who aren’t.
I’ve met some who aren’t
Inclined to dance a jig,
Unless somebody dies.
Unless someone dies
Don’t be interrupting me
When Jeopardy’s on
(repaired first line)
(middle line is also jacked up)
When Jeopardy’s on,
Do they answer questions or
Question the answers?
Question the answers
Yer gettin’ the switch, and I
Don’t mean Nintendo
Don’t mean Nintendo.
Nintendo never meaned you.
Mean Pippin, maybe.
Mean Pippin, maybe,
would refuse Merry breakfast -
even his second!
Even his second
Scoop of ice cream was the size
Of a bowling ball