Mediocrity:
Even Roman Hruska said
It deserves a chance.
It deserves a chance
To grow up the tall trellis,
Though determinant.
Though determinate
These tomatoes will produce
For a long season.
For a long season,
Move to Scandinavia:
Winter for six months!
Winter for six months?
I will have to hibernate
Tropics here I come!
Tropics here I come…
I’ll do them one at a time,
starting with cancer.
Starting with cancer,
we’ll check which disease this is.
(It’s never lupus.)
“It’s never lupus,”
so House always said; and yet,
wasn’t it just once?
Wasn’t it just once
Or twice that my dog bit you?
Come give him a kiss
Come give him a kiss.
Hall & Oates are telling you
That it’s on his list.
That it’s on his list
Don’t mean he has to buy it
Freakin’ Vegemite!
Freakin’ Vegemite;
dear Lord, how I hate it so!
Salty, grainy, yuck!
Salty, grainy, yuck -
Those are rejected Disney
Names for “Snow White” dwarves.
Names for “Snow White” dwarves
Also include Squeezy,
Gassy, Stinky, Bob
Gassy, Stinky, Bob-
Bing up and down on the waves:
Two months lost at sea.
Two months lost at sea
I bet my email inbox
Is out of control
Is out of control?
That shouldn’t be surprising.
You know he’s a cat.
You know he’s a cat –
But he now identifies
As a French poodle.
-“BB”-
'as a French poodle
Ever pulled a sled in the
Iditarod? Yes!
“Iditarod”? Yes!
That would be a great name for
Elon Musk’s next child.