Just not enough room,
especially if you want
to swing a cat, pal.
To swing a cat, pal
You should hold it by its tail.
But watch for the claws.
-“BB”-
But watch for the claws
Also the Santa Claus, and
The sanity clause
The sanity clause
should prevent me being here…
And yet, here we are.
And yet, here we are -
Floating above the tall trees.
Or, perhaps, asleep.
Or perhaps, asleep,
I will have erotic dreams
of Keira Knightley.
Of Keira Knightley,
I know nothing other than
She’s somehow famous.
She’s somehow famous
Mostly 'cause she was in that
“Almost Famous” film
“Almost Famous” film
Of algae closes beaches,
Annoys my mother.
Annoys my mother
and irritates my father:
sounds just fine to me!
“Sounds just fine to me!”
(me, hearing your extra-fine
sandpaper noises)
“Sandpaper Noises,”
MUST be a better song than
“Butterfly Kisses.”
Butterfly kisses
Sound more romantic than, say,
Centipede hickeys
Centipede hickeys?
Wasn’t that in some movie
Starring Vincent Price?
“Starring Vincent Price”
Is a good band name. So is
“Centipede Hickeys.”
Centipede hickeys
They’re gone, and then they come back
Centipede hickeys
Centipede hickeys:
Not as bad as a spider
Crawling in your ear.
Crawling, in your ear
Directions whisper: how to
Get out of this cave.
Get out of this cave!
This is my cave! I own it!
All the bats are mine!
All the bats are mine
The balls, gloves, uniforms too
You take the jock straps