One, two, five, three, sir
Yep, that’s my PIN, I said to
The man with the gun
The man with the gun
Was fully law-abiding
Until he wasn’t.
Until he wasn’t
He was the man who was then
He once was again
He once was again
but never twice more, before…
now I’m all confused.
Now I’m all confused.
But I was confused then, too.
Time is not the point.
Time is not The Point.
One is a news magazine;
the other’s a film.
The Others - a film
About some ghosts in a house.
Nicole Kidman stars.
Nicole Kidman stars
In a lot of films that are
Really beneath her.
Really beneath her,
or so she says (so snooty!);
but still I love her
But I still love her,
even though she died of COVID.
Fuck you, Donald Trump!
-“BB”-
Fuck you, Donald Trump!
This pome can go anywhere
With a start like that.
With a start like that,
we should be in BBQ
or Politics, hmm?
Or Politics, hmm,
Like religion on ev’ry
Tongue, it’s a downer
Tongue, it’s a downer
Intestines, kidney, and spleen
It’s all just offal
It’s all just offal -
hey, a pun on the first line!
And not too shabby.
“…and not too shabby”
(me to my realtor with my
50K budget)
50K budget
for chocolate sprinkles this week…
will it be enough?
Will it be enough
Pizza for all? If not, I’ll
Just have four slices
Just have four slices.
It may be cheesecake, but those
Portions are so small.
“Portions are so small.”
Punchline to the joke, “Oh, the
Food here is poison.”