“Food here is poison!”
“No, it’s a French restaurant -
They’re serving ‘poisson’.”
They’re serving ‘poisson’
Caught with my ‘poisson’ pole, at
the ‘poissoning’ hole
The ‘poissoning hole’ -
Don’t call it that if you want
To pick up French girls.
To pick up French girls
Is same as all girls, I think
By the waist works best
By the waist works best,
Grab that cowboy by the belt,
Out the bat-wing doors.
Out the bat-wing doors,
Down the bat pole and into
The deep, dark bat cave.
The deep dark bat cave
Is something they built to play
Underground baseball
Underground baseball
It’s Moles vs. the Gophers
With lots of dugouts
With lots of dugouts,
The Corps of Discovery
Reached the Pacific
Reached the pacific
State of the Town Board meeting.
Finally. Thanks, all.
Finally thanks! All
I can say is it’s about
Time. And you’re welcome.
Time! And you’re welcome
To check the results of this
Pie eating contest
Pie eating contest?
I thought you said this was a
Tie eating contest!
Tie eating contest?
Yes, we were evenly matched
At the buffet - erp.
At the buffet - erp
I overindulged - hiccup
On the bean dip - fart
On the bean dip - fart,
but try to be discreet, please;
we’re all Dopers here!
We’re all Dopers here,
So we will nitpick all your
Spelling and grammar.
Spelling and Grammer;
Aaron and Kelsey: first, bad
TV; 2nd, good.
TV, second good;
food, sex, music, art, nature:
each could be the first.
Each could be the first
President to go to jail -
My money’s on Trump.