My money’s on Trump,
but his money’s not on me;
and thank God for that!
And thank God for that
Monkey, he removed all my
Extra bananas
Extra bananas
In my banana split - yes.
Just please hold the nuts.
Just please hold the nuts
And bolts while I assemble
This IKEA shelf.
This IKEA shelf
Pissing me off. It can go
Assemble itself
“Assemble itself
An Avenger cannot do,”
Said Master Yoda.
Said Master Yoda,
“Know what do I of haiku?
Small and green, I am.”
Small and green, I am.
I’ll still sell you insurance:
The gecko GEICO lizard.
(I cheated)
The GEICO lizard
Is wearing out his welcome
Make him go away
Make him go away?
Nay! He’s a better mascot
Than that pig, Maxwell.
-“BB”-
Than that pig, Maxwell
House, who loves his coffee so.
No tea for him, eh?
No tea for him, eh?
This is hot coffee country.
Java or bug out.
Java, or bug out
One isle east to Bali or
North to Singapore
North to Singapore
and south east to Jakarta…
means i’m in Jambi
Means, “I’m in, Jambi!”
“Sorry, Pee Wee has passed on;
Meka Leka Hi.”
Meka Leka Hi,
Meka Leka Bye, which leaves
us covered both ways 
Us, covered both ways
Her with her huge comforter
And me with my sheet
And me with my sheet
Metal roof on three barns; but
Shingles on the house.
Shingles on the house
Would take a HUGE dosage of
Anti-viral meds.