Last one is paid for
But now we need to buy more.
So the cycle goes.
So the cycle goes:
carbon, bi-, motor-, and then?
I wish I knew what!
I wish I knew what
Baby triceratops sound
Like. Peep-peep or growl.
Like peep-peep or growl?
Picking a ringtone is tough -
you decide for me!
You decide for me:
Scrapple and eggs for breakfast,
Or maybe donuts.
Or maybe donuts
All over the parking lot.
But not on the road!
But not on the road,
or in the road, the Beatles
notwithstanding, ‘kay?
Notwithstanding Kay
I don’t think very much of
The other Kysers
The other Kysers
are really quite annoying;
have you met them all?
Have you met them all?
The tree trimmers are the worst.
Worse than the mowers.
Worse than the mowers
Are the gol-darn gas blowers
Please pass the ear plugs
Please pass the earplugs -
Later on I’m going to
A Nickelback gig.
A Nickelback gig
is not on my to-do list:
not now, not ever!
Not now, not ever
Will I, again, avoid this
Thread game for this long.
Thread game for this long
Distance relationship? Do
You mean Cthulhu Saves?
You mean Cthulhu saves
All soccer balls kicked his way?
Those tentacles help
Those tentacles help
boost porn sales in Japan, er,
um, or so I’ve heard.
Those tentacles help
Make the rest of the haiku
Fade from human view.
– whoops, now it’s there! The second two lines weren’t, when I posted that.
(sorry, @thorny_locus)
“um, or so I’ve heard”
said the deaf guy when told ‘bout
the Beatles’ talent
The Beatles’ talent
For promotion led to them
Playing on the roof.