Haiku Madness Part Deux

Playing on the roof
without a fiddler; it sure
ain’t Anatevka!

Ain’t Anatevka
Merely a flagrant case of
Stereotyping?

-“BB”-

Stereotyping
is always in the eye of
the beholder, no?

The beholder, no
Can be a holder of these
Fifteen pot holders.

Fifteen pot holders?
That’s ‘way too many for me.
Who needs fifteen, pray?

Who needs fifteen “Pray
For Trump” t-shirts? Now only
$800!

$800?
These days that might just cover
Two trips to Costco

Two trips to Costco
are one more than I will make -
willingly, at least

“Willingly,” at least,
Is a cromulent word. Use
It cromulently.

It cromulently
killed or scared lots of kids in
the town of Derry.

(golf clap)

The town of Derry
Left me quite disappointed
Where is all the milk?

Where is all the milk?
Why am I wearing a snood?
How did I get here?

How did I get here?
In this beautiful house, same
As it ever was

As it ever was,
It will ever, always be
A world without end

A world without end
Is probably spherical.
Take that, Flat Earthers!

Take that, Flat Earthers!
You forgot to include the
Turtles lifting it.

Turtles lifting it?
No, the huge chelonian
Supports pachyderms.

-“BB”-

Support pachyderms (<---- slight cheat)
Are hard to get under seats
On commercial flights.

Mods notified.

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