On commercial flights,
who knows what kind of critters
folks will bring along!
But SO worth it.
Folks will bring along
Whatever you can think of
If you don’t say NO.
If you don’t say no
I’m gonna if you let me
Have my way with you
Have my way with you,
then you have your way with me;
that seems only fair.
That only seems “fair”.
I’d struggle to call it “good”.
It sure isn’t “great”.
It sure isn’t great
When the alarm rings at five.
Let me snooze just once.
Let me snooze just once
or twice or even three times.
See where I’m going?
See where I’m going?
Move your damn cart away from
The Hostess Twinkies
The Hostess Twinkies
Are in the boss’s office.
He bribes us with sweets.
He bribes us with sweets,
and then sexual favors;
of course we said yes!
Of course, we said yes
To his offer of a paid
Vacation in Guam
“Vacation in Guam:
The Atlantic City of
The South Pacific.”
The South Pacific
Is a documentary
For folks who stay home.
For folks who stay home
‘South Pacific’ is just an
Old fifties movie.
-“BB”-
Old fifties movie
Folks run from a theater
Look out! It’s the Blob!
“Look out - it’s the Blob!”
Is what I what I called my wife. Now
We’re getting divorced.
We’re getting divorced
She has zero clue how to
Load a dishwasher
Load a dishwasher
With a few oil based paints is
How Pollock did it
How Pollock did it
Is how toddler’s could do it
Some people might say
Some people might say
That there should be a red curb
At their neighbor’s house.