At their neighbor’s house
Amazon trucks often came,
with boxes galore!
With boxes galore,
I, a cat, played so long that
I won’t come out now
I won’t come out now.
I like it under the bed.
I’m a dust bunny.
I’m a dust bunny,
Cute if not completely clean.
You’re a lint rhino.
You’re a lint rhino.
So when you light your cigar,
be very careful.
Be very careful
With that axe, Eugene, Pink Floyd’s
Recommendation
Recommendation:
Try and get some exercise
And drop a few pounds.
(Sidebar: Dust Bunny cartoon)
And drop a few pounds
On lottery tickets, or
Dirty house movies!
Dirty house movies
Show a car backing in and
Out of a garage
Out of a garage
Will come a monster yard sale -
If I get to it.
If I get to it
I will wash my underwear
Perhaps next Sunday
Perhaps next Sunday
I will mow the back yard or
Replant the fig tree.
Replant the fig tree?
I don’t see the point, knowing
Jesus will smite it.
“Jesus will smite it”
claim some who claim to know him.
It doesn’t happen.
It doesn’t happen
Often, but it does happen.
Sometimes things work out.
Also: Jesus smites a fig tree
Sometimes things work out
Like that bean I shoved way up
My nose as a kid
My nose as a kid
Was always finding its way
To some punk kid’s fist.
to some punk kid’s fist
compared to my own was like
some marshmallow cream
Some marshmallow cream?
Sure – and put a cherry on
My banana split.
-“BB”-
My banana split -
It bugged out with a sweet peach
To the land of fruit.