To the land of fruit
Just o’er the land of veggies
Non-stop flight, I hope
Non-stop flight? I hope
I get an aisle seat near the
Rear lavatory.
Rear lavatory -
Otherwise called a bidet.
Refreshing, ain’t it?
Refreshing, ain’t it?
That October dive into
Lake Superior
Lake Superior
Was once called “Gitchigoomie.”
Thanks, Gordon Lightfoot.
Thanks, Gordon Lightfoot
For singing “The Wreck of the
Edmund Fitzgerald”.
Edmund Fitzgerald
Wasn’t related to the
Jazz singer Ella
Edmund Fitzgerald
And, yeah, Gerald fits Edmund
They’re a nice couple
Jazz singer Ella
Got hitched with her main man Darth
They’re a nice couple
They’re a nice couple
Of misfits - if you omit
The sloth, which I can.
The sloth, which I can
Outrun in a race, I thought
Is gaining on me
(ETA: Ella Vader was not lost on me)
Is gaining on me
All you wish to accomplish
In your short life span?
In your short life span
you may yet find the cure for
some bizarre disease.
Some bizarre disease
Is making me put on my
Shoes wrong side to front.
Shoes wrong side to front?
Remember T-G-I-F –
Your Toes Go In First.
-“BB”-
Your toes go in first
Whenever you start to play
The hokey-pokey.
Or “hokey-cokey” for UKians
The hokey-pokey
Do we really think that that’s
What it’s all about?
What it’s all about?
Unless your name is Alfie,
42 is it.
“42 is it?”
My tailor, eyeing my waist
“Where’s your Wide Load sign?”
Where’s your Wide Load sign?
You have a permit to drive
Down a narrow street?