Elly may clampett
But I wish she’d leave 'ett be.
She grabs on too hard.
She grabs on too hard.
But what do you expect from
A coconut crab?
A coconut crab?
Yes, thank you, with my stuffed shrimp
for a seafood lunch.
For a seafood lunch
a coconut crab is huge!
Bring all your buddies.
Bring all your buddies
And all of their muscles, we
Got a barn to raise
Got a barn to raise.
Or should I say raise a bairn?
The one that holds cows.
The one that holds cows
That are very small is near.
That one’s far away.
That one’s far away
Said the Rabbi to the man
Who only wanted…
Who only wanted
Ketchup on their hot dog? It’s
On the table, there.
On the table there
Is my paycheck, which should be
Under the table
Under the table
Is a young dog, who has learned
His human drops things.
His human drops things.
His horse, it carries things. His
Rhinoceros . . . well . . .
Rhinoceros. Well.
Blanket chest. – This estate list’s
Not well organized!
Not well organized?
If a thing does not spark joy,
Throw it in the trash.
Throw it in the trash -
Or in the recycling bin -
Or the yard waste bin.
Or the yard waste bin
is the best place for your leaves;
better not burn them.
Better not burn them!
I said, as she baked cookies
And I watched TV
And I watched TV
and I ate bonbons while I
balanced my checkbook.
Balanced my checkbook
On the tip of my nose, now
I’m in the circus
I’m in the Circus
McGurkus. When I’m off sick,
Sneelock can do it.