In a cool mashup,
Jonny Quest fights Scooby-Doo!
Winner gets Daphne.
Winner gets Daphne -
Daphne Cneorum, that is.
Flowers in the spring.
“Flowers in the spring.”
Dan Fogelberg, is that you?
Who said play, “Longer”?
Who said play longer
To Don McLean? I’m guessing
You wanted more pie
You wanted more pie?
Well, Warrant’s here to serve you
Some “Sweet cherry pie.”
-“BB”-
Some sweet cherry pie
with several gallons of
vanilla custard.
Vanilla custard
and Nilla wafers - homemade
banana pudding!
Banana pudding
Is one thing that shall not pass
Mr. Mustard’s lips
(can’t wait to see the follow-up to this one)
Oh, we’ll have to think about this one.
Mr. Mustard’s lips
don’t scare me - brace yourself for
one badass haiku!
One badass haiku
About Mr. Mustards lips
Coming threadward soon.
“Coming threadward soon”?
More than I needed to know!
Rule 34, kids.
Rule 34 kids
Include Archie, Midge, Betty,
And Veronica.
-“BB”-
…and “Veronica”
Are all great songs written by
Elvis Costello
Elvis Costello
Did not write a song about
Mr. Mustards lips.
Mr. Mustards lips-
yncs up there on the stage; his
timing’s a bit off.
Timing’s a bit off –
and you need new plugs as well.
When was last tune-up?
When was last tune-up?
Your motor oil looks like Jed
Clampett’s bubblin’ crude
Clampett’s bubblin’ crude
made hillbillies millionaires.
I wish it was me.
I wish it was me
Who was the one a-courtin’
Elly May Clampett