Rip to a legend
That’s when you slash a hole in
Elvis’ jumpsuit
Elvis’ jumpsuit
was sparkling white with a cape.
Auctioned for a million!
The Elvis Presley Eyelet Jumpsuit and Cape from his 1972 Madison Square Garden performances in New York has sold for $1,012,500, with the auction house reporting it as a world record price, albeit without noting any details on what record it beat.
(I think the first line is actually six syllables, but let’s roll with it)
Auctioned for a million?
That’s pretty hard to believe -
hardcore Elvis fans!
oops!
Hardcore Elvis fans
Are much less annoying than
Trekkies and their ilk
Trekkies and their ilk
For all I care can go to
The final frontier
The Final Frontier:
widely thought to be the worst
Star Trek movie yet.
Star Trek movie, yet
Picard wasn’t that bad when
he was Locutus!
He was Locutus
but he got better, thank God!
Starfleet needed him.
Starfleet needed him
To clean holodeck filters.
That’s so disgusting.
That’s so disgusting
Is what most kids say when they
First learn about sex
First learn about sex
Before you engage in it.
It’s better that way.
-“BB”-
It’s better that way,
Son. Velociraptors don’t
Make good pets when grown.
Make good pets, when grown:
Teach them very young, with love,
to mind their owners!
To mind their owners
robots ought to be programmed;
we don’t need Skynet!
We don’t need Skynet!
We don’t need no thought control!
Leave those nukes alone!
“Leave those nukes alone!”:
Pink Floyd meets Terminator
in a cool mashup