My freakin’ tea’s grey
in this black and white movie;
time for some color!
time for some color!
I’ll pull out the Crayola’s
A Marine’s prized treat
A Marine’s prized treat:
A really good shoeshine kit.
Keep those boots shiny.
Keep those boots shiny
Shiny as a bald man’s head
In the bright sunshine
In the bright sunshine
Camouflage clothing isn’t
Very effective.
-“BB”-
“Very effective
in writing haiku, we’ve been.”
That’s what Yoda said!
“That’s what Yoda said!”
I don’t see that replacing
“That’s what she said,” soon.
“That’s what she said,” soon
to be replaced employee
said to the new boss.
Said to the new boss:
“What time’s lunch? And go home time?”
Now he’s my old boss
“Now he’s my old boss,
Same as the new boss.” Oh, crap,
I messed up the song.
I messed up the song
But that’s what they expected
When they told me “Sing!”
When they told me “Sing!”
I sang, but only because
They said “Simon says”.
They said “Simon says”.
Then they did yoga poses
I couldn’t repeat.
I couldn’t repeat
the nastiest limerick
my mother told me
My mother told me
I’d be President one day
Hasn’t happened yet
Hasn’t happened yet
But someday I hope to be
Smarter than a bear
Smarter than a bear -
At least the av-er-age bear
Here in Jellystone.
Here in Jellystone
pic-a-nic baskets tempt me,
but I’m not a bear.
But I’m not A bear,
I’m THE bear – and that would be
“MISTER Bear” to you.
-“BB”-
“MISTER Bear” to you
Talking about Dick Butkis
RIP to a legend