“Ta da! Riverside!”
And that’s how the first song ends.
Pretty good, ain’t it?
Pretty good, ain’t it?
It’s not? What do you mean? I
Made this ham myself.
Made this ham myself
If you don’t know how, well then
You are pignorant
You are pignorant
If you don’t know Ray Stevens
Did songs about hogs.
-“BB”-
Did songs about hogs
Get more common since Pratchett
Published Hogfather?
Published Hogfather
Left the pigs in a blanket
Took the pignoli
Took the pignoli.
Just like grandma used to make,
Covered with pine nuts.
Covered with pine nuts
I am not, fortunately,
and don’t want to be!
“And” don’t want to be
A conjunction anymore.
Sorry - it got to.
Sorry, it got to
Me: that talk of conjunctions.
I want to be free.
I want to be free
Or, if not free, to be more
Reasonably priced.
Reasonably priced!
I can be had for a song.
Ladies? start singing.
Ladies? Start singing.
I’ll choose the best of the bunch
For karaoke night.
I pronounce ‘karoake’ the correct way – kah-ROW-kee – with three syllables.
The way others pronounce it – kah-ree-oh-kee – is merely a mispronunciation of the name of a Brazilian dance
-“BB”-
For karaoke night,
Paul McCartney took the stage!
He won’t go away!
He won’t go away,
that annoying Macca git,
even though we beg!
Even though we beg
Treats are doled out like gold bars
So say all the dogs
So say all the dogs:
“Humans are the best, aren’t they?
But cats… not so much.”
But cats not so much
Like humans as disdain them.
Unless they want food.
Unless they want food,
no lunch for the soccer team;
I must wash my hair!
I must wash my hair!
How pine tar got on my head
I don’t want to know.