Haiku Madness Part Deux

I don’t want to know
If I won the Powerball
So I can still dream

So I can still dream,
at bedtime I take weird drugs
you wouldn’t believe

You wouldn’t believe
A man can fly, but you might
Believe a fly can.

Believe? A fly can,
at least, we think, given the
limited research

limited research
Tells me my shit doesn’t smell
Some may disagree

Some may disagree
With my bold opinion that
Neil Young can sing, dude!

Neil Young can sing, dude!
He sings Down By The River,
Dude, For What It’s Worth.

Dude, for what it’s worth
There’s something happening here
I’ve got to beware

I’ve got to beware
Of the dog. He doesn’t bite;
He likes Nickelback.

He likes Nickelback.
She doesn’t. If mama ain’t
happy, no one is.

Happy No One is
a rock group you’ve gotta hear.
They are just awesome!

They are just awesome
Those Detroit Lions. Unless
You don’t like sportsball

You don’t like sportsball?
Wossamatta U. was right
to expel you, then.

To expel you, then,
You green glob of mucus, I
Should take Mucinex.

Should take Mucinex
To the next level, and make
Nasal explosives.

Nasal explosives
Are meant for but one purpose
To blow your brains out

To blow your brains out
is really unfortunate
for the survivors

For the survivors,
hot water, soap and towels
would be much needed

Would be much needed
In event of hurricane:
A strap for my hat

A strap for my hat?
What a great fashion statement!
My thanks, MMM.