In the Middle East!
Hmm, possibly the Near East?
Maybe the Levant.
Maybe the Levant
for our summer vacation…
or Blawnox instead?
or Blawnox instead
Of a remote isle to build
Our new Terrordrome
Our new Terrordrome
Also comes with free frogurt.
(The frogurt is cursed.)
The frogurt is cursed
But this cheddar cheese is blessed
So I’ll just eat that.
So I’ll just eat that
Whole block of Mozzarella
'til the cows come home.
'Til the cows come home,
We’ll have no milk to make cheese.
No curds underway!
No curds underway.
Oh, and no whey under curds.
They’re already drained.
They’re already drained:
You can’t run a foot race in
Hundred degree heat!
Hundred-degree heat?
Not a problem here, these days -
much too cold for that!
Much too cold for that
Amazon Speedo I bought
In April, perhaps?
In April, perhaps
The soil will be dry enough
To plant peas and greens.
To plant peas and greens,
I’d have to grow a third thumb.
Hope it’s a green one.
“Hope it’s a green one”
Something I’ve never said when
Offered a Skittle
Offered a Skittle
To a green and red macaw.
He bit my finger.
“He bit my finger!”
Was a meme about Charlie
Many years ago.
Many years ago
I was much older then, I’m
Younger than that now
Younger than that? Now,
we all know that can’t be true.
Got a time machine?
Got a time machine?
Want to be your own grandpa?
Good luck with that, dude.
Good luck with that dude
His belt buckle is a huge
Confederate flag