Confederate flag
Was captured, now property
Of Minnesota
Of Minnesota
Let me sing, of her many
Lakes, her mosquitoes.
Lakes, her mosquitos
Oceans, her caterpillars
Water, type of bug
Water, type of bug,
Are called belostomatids.
They eat fish and snails.
They eat fish and snails
And sneer at those who prefer
To eat beef and birds.
To eat beef and birds
Be careful to avoid cross-
Contamination.
-“BB”-
“Contamination”
Is a zombie film? See it
With someone you love!
With someone you love,
Do you ever need to say,
“Honey did you fart?”
“Honey, did you fart
Or is that just you singing?”
“I want a divorce.”
“I want a divorce”:
Why didn’t Melania
say that years ago?
say, that years-ago
song, what was it called? It’s now
a worm in my ear
a worm in my ear
Makes me susceptible to
Khan’s vile suggestions
Khan’s vile suggestions
Unnerve me. She wants to know
If I “feel for her”.
If I feel for her
I would never admit it,
unless she’s my wife.
Unless she’s my wife
She’ll not want to romance me
(and hell, even then)
And Hell, even then,
was really just no damn fun;
Blawnox is better!
Blawnox is better
Than its original name
Which was Hoboken
Which was Hoboken:
The New York borough, or the
Video game blast?
Video game blast?
Tetris. Video game bust?
Atari’s E.T.
-“BB”-
Atari’s ET
A is in one minute. They’re
On like Donkey Kong