Haiku Madness Part Deux

Yes, and I do all the time, respectively.

In play:

A pit bull Lassie
would be one messed-up doggy;
I’ll stick with my Lab.

I’ll stick with my lab
With my beakers and test tubes
The bathroom’s too small

Link to poll about Tokyo pronounciation

My bathroom’s too small
Not like it is in Tokyo
Tokyo is cool

Tokyo is cool
When you syllabalize to
Cover all options

Cover all options
is always the way to go
wondered who’d catch that

Wondered who’d catch that?
Anyone who reads this thread,
And saw Mustard’s poll.

And saw Mustard’s poll
(Meaning the back of his head)?
No. I don’t think so.

No, I don’t think so.
@cardigan meant who would catch
His clever haiku

His clever haiku
(and all yours’) is why I’m here;
keep up the good work!

“Keep up the good work!”
said the Big Big Boss to all.
He knows to inspire!

He knows to inspire
“confidence” by throwing up
during staff meetings

During staff meetings,
Keep the AC blowing to
Prevent meeting naps.

.nvm.

Prevent meeting naps
by outfitting the chairs with
electric buzzers!

Electric buzzers!
Be the life of the party!
Wear lampshade on head

Wear lampshade on head,
put on clown shoes and muumuu -
that’s some real style!

That’s some real style”
Is what I thought about my
Fu Manchu moustache

Fu Manchu moustache
would look good on Taylor Swift -
at least, I think so.

At least, I think so:
The best tattoos are drawn with
Invisible ink.

Invisible ink
Is running low, but I can’t
Find it in the store