Where’d everyone go?
My Hey Jude Karaoke
Has lots more na-nas
Has lots more na-nas.
Sure, they’re a little green, now,
But they’ll ripen up.
But they’ll ripen up
(Hopefully before I croak)
Them green bananas
Them green bananas
Gave me a case of the trots.
Who’s got the Pepto?
-“BB”-
Who’s got the Pepto?
Orson Bean, I’m pretty sure.
Why don’t you ask him?
Why don’t you ask him?
Never mind what I might think
It’s up to the judge
It’s up to the judge
Whether your apple pie wins
First or second place.
First or second place
Out of how many entries?
Did you say just two?
Did you say just two?
But I need six concubines.
Sundays I will rest.
Sundays I will rest
Wait, ain’t I retired? I can
Rest every damn day
Rest every damn day
And save all the nights for you
Say Hallelujah
Just a suggestion … if you want to make sure ‘every’ is pronounced as a two-syllable word, maybe you should use an apostrophe to replace the second ‘e’ (ev’ry).
in play …
Say ‘Hallelujah’ –
Anyone know the next line?
‘Come on, get happy’.
-“BB”-
Come on, get happy
Everyone on the dance floor
I mean everyone!
I mean everyone
Everyone on the dance floor
Do the Watusi!
Do the Watusi
Except I’m wearing my cape
For the Batusi
For the Batusi
I would do anything, but
I sure won’t do that.
“I sure won’t do that”
Or so goes the lyric, but
What won’t Meatloaf do?
What won’t meatloaf do?
It won’t make vegans happy
But they never are.
What won’t Meatloaf do?
have any more paradise
by dashboard lights…dead
…
But they never are
& neither am I because
I was ninjaed. Grrr!