Juice, then off to work.
This darn phone battery sucks.
It dies too quickly.
It dies too quickly.
And does not make a good pet
Mayfly lives one day
Mayfly lives one day
but oh my what a grand day
with mayhem and such.
With mayhem and such,
Young mayflies have no respect.
Dream of the old hours.
Dream of the old hours
and make the new ones your own;
that’s my advice, friend.
That’s my advice, friend:
Never stick your tongue on a
Frozen metal pole.
Frozen metal pole.
Triple Dog Dare was the bane
of Flick’s existence!
Of Flick’s existence,
that time in Blawnox was bliss;
he longs to return.
He longs to return
His wrong-sized undershorts, but
He lost the receipt.
He lost the receipt
So he’s hoping he’ll love that
Wayne Newton 8-track
“Wayne Newton 8-Track
For sale - never used.” No thanks -
Buy the baby shoes.
Buy the baby shoes,
But not the stiff, hard white ones.
No tiny bruises.
No tiny bruises
No more new bites or scratches.
Tomcat’s been neutered.
Tomcat’s been neutered
Then he went bowling and got
Two strikes with no balls
Two strikes with no balls:
What happened next is why there’s
No joy in Mudville.
No joy in Mudville
Mighty Casey has struck out
Arrogant jackass
“Arrogant Jackass”
Somebody called my name? How’d
You get this address?
You get this address?
221 B Baker
I call it my Holmes
I call it my Holmes
and also Dr. Watson:
inseparable!
Inseparable:
That’s me and my spectacles.
Where’d everyone go?