in Texas. It’s hell.
What with all their effed up laws
Go ahead, secede
Go ahead, secede!
We’ll do just fine without you,
some Blue Staters think.
Some blue staters think
How come our only choice is
Between two geezers?
Between two geezers
The grandchild skips happily
Holding both their hands.
Holding both their hands,
I introduced my parents
to Fidel Castro.
To Fidel Castro
I say, sometimes a cigar
Is just a cigar
Is just a cigar
Enough of a gift to give
At a bar mitzvah?
At a bar mitzvah
Producers jokes aren’t welcome,
or so I’ve been told
or so I’ve been told
Cheese in your nose prevents flu
Sounds like bad advice
“Sounds Like Bad Advice”
Cobain’s working title for
“Smell Like Teen Spirit”
“Smell like teen spirit,”
Coach told us, but the golf team
decided not to.
Decided not to.
I mean, I could have, but then
Why would I want to?
Why would I want to
Keep inherited photos?
Cheap insulation.
Cheap insulation
includes dog hair, fallen leaves,
shredded newspaper
Shredded newspaper?
Must have been that stripey cat.
He likes to do that.
He likes to do that
Tell a lie while playing the
Air accordion
Air Accordion
sold nowhere near as well as
Air Jordan did here
Air Jordan did here,
on this day, jump so high that
he entered orbit.
He entered orbit
but, as he lacked a spacesuit,
found it hard to breathe.
Found it hard to breathe.
Maybe I shouldn’t have filled
The room with oatmeal.