Haiku Madness Part Deux

In Minnesota
they don’t all sound like Fargo,
but quite a few do.

But quite a few do
What they can to introduce
Beavers to the wild.

Beavers to the wild!
You kitties all come inside!
Chaos at my house

Chaos at my house
is always par for the course,
so prepare yourself!

So prepare yourself
A drink, kick back, and watch the
Harris victory

Harris victory
is a must have! The
Waiting, agony.

Waiting, agony!
True believers on both sides
Get way too wound up

Get 'way too wound up?
That’s me - I have those goddamn
election jitters!

Election jitters?
Vote early, vote often, then
Know you did your part

Know you did your part
saving our democracy:
well done to you all!

well done to you all!
said the moronic tyrant
Let’s go persecute

Let’s go persecute
all that have criticized me.
Ah! Off with their heads!

Ah! Off with their heads!
But don’t lay a finger on
Their uteruses

Their uteruses
are subject to State control
Who cares what they think

Who cares what they think?
I won! Now, fear the wrath of
My cruel vengeance!

-“BB”-

My cruel vengeance
Will be wrought on all who use
“Literally” wrong

Literally wrong,
not figuratively wrong:
I hope that’s not me

I hope that’s not me
In the corner - or spotlight -
Losing my car keys.

Losing my car keys?
Hell, I’d lose my head if it
Weren’t screwed on my neck

Weren’t screwed on my neck,
It and the bolts would fall off.
Sparrows in moonlight.

((Sorry. When I read this, I just had to.))