Who knows where you live?
Certainly not my mailman
Could you clue him in?
Could you clue him in
by sharing my home address?
Much obliged, my friend.
Much obliged, my friend
You are a gentleman and
A collar (I think)
A collar, I think,
not the same as scholar, but
both can be tight, right?
Both can be tight right
Now, but not after I use
This gigantic wrench.
This gigantic wrench
Bullies the smaller wrenches
He’s a real tool
He’s a real tool.
Let’s hope Kamala beats him
in the election.
In the election
Don’t blame me for the results:
I voted for Kang.
I voted for Kang.
After all, he can’t be worse
Than the other two.
-“BB”-
Than the other two?
You mean Harris and D. Trump?
I know who I like.
I know who I like.
It’s not Ike. I don’t like Ike.
Because he’s dead now.
Because he’s dead now
I’ve stopped inviting grandpa
To Sunday dinner
To Sunday dinner
I must go, and bring my dog
for the leftovers!
For the leftovers
I get a doggy bag, then
Eat it in the car
Eat it in the car?
That won’t help. I still don’t like
These green eggs and ham.
These green eggs and ham
won’t win this diner a place
in the Zagat guide.
In the Zagat Guide
Online, it lists only two
Stockton restaurants.
Stockton restaurants
Are fine but do not order
The “mystery meat”.
The mystery meat
Would be totally fine if
You like Spam a lot
You like Spam a lot?
Visit the Spam Museum
In Minnesota.
-“BB”-