To not drink at all
Will kill you fairly fast. – Oh,
you mean alcohol?
You mean alcohol,
and I like the way you think.
Bottoms up, my friend!
“Bottoms up, my friend!”
Is one of the popular
Porn categories
Porn categories
Do not all align with the
Dewey Des System.
Dewey Des System
You say Des and I say dec
Call the whole thing off
Call the whole thing off?!
But all the invitations
Went out yesterday!
Went out yesterday –
Didn’t get back 'til today.
I traveled through time.
-“BB”-
I traveled through Time,
Newsweek, Life, and Esquire
No swimsuit issues?
No swimsuit issues -
Mine still fits just as well as
When I was younger.
When I was younger
I thought all adults were smart
Ha ha, joke’s on me
Ha ha! Joke’s on me!
Although I’m now regretting
That “knock-knock” tattoo.
That “knock-knock” tattoo
Was led by the drum major
To start the parade.
To start the parade,
you should talk to the Mayor:
it’s her town, you know.
It’s her town you know.
His town remains to you a
Complete mystery.
Complete mystery
Then read a biography
Reading to-do list
Reading to-do list:
Posting on this board is not
Anywhere on here!
Anywhere on here
Is the right place for a post.
Everybody knows
Comedy is nice;
but some of it is nasty.
Careful who you hire.
Careful whom you hire
It may be a psychopath
Who knows where you live