That guy over there
Ate your pet cat. I know 'cause
Donald Trump told me.
Donald Trump told me
But my cats all said he lied.
I believe the cats.
I believe the cats
Are plotting against me, they
Hacked my Amazon
Hacked my Amazon,
they did. The smiling box was
Full of jingling toys.
Full of jingling toys?
That’s what Santa’s big bag is
ev’ry Christmas Eve!
ev’ry Christmas Eve:
“seven days of gluttony
'til my diet starts”
“til my diet starts.”
New Years resolutions are
no more for me, now.
No more for me, now.
Put the rest in the freezer;
I’ll have more later.
I’ll have more later -
lots of haiku yet to write!
How I love it so.
How I love it, so
Please do not tamper with it
Talkin’ 'bout the Dope
Talkin’ bout the Dope
Is fine, but don’t mind the rare
Few total dipsticks.
Few total dipsticks
understand the importance
of brushing daily
Of brushing daily
I have nothing to tell you;
I’m not your dentist.
I’m not your dentist.
As I keep saying to you,
I’m a doctor, Jim.
I’m a doctor. Jim
Is a teacher. Kamala
Will be president.
“Will be president”
“You mean, ‘I’m present’”, said the
dumbass’s teacher
Dumbass’s teacher
saw she could never get through,
so she flunked the fool
So she flunked. The fool
should have studied more often,
partied somewhat less.
Partied somewhat less
Than Tiffany, but I still
Got a hangover.
Got a hangover?
Best way to avoid one is
To not drink at all.
-“BB”-