“…and he want your pets,”
Bob said of the dog warden;
I didn’t listen.
I didn’t listen
Had I, I’d still be alive
Instead, I am dead
Instead, I am dead
But that makes one wonder how
Do I write haiku?
Do I write haiku?
Rather badly, some would say.
It’s fun anyway!
It’s fun anyway,
or this thread wouldn’t endure
as long as it has
As long as it has
Hot fudge drizzled over it,
I’ll eat it. Oh, yes.
I’ll eat it, oh, yes,
but I won’t respect myself
afterwards, you know.
Afterwards, you know.
That’s if you’ve paid attention.
Otherwise you don’t.
Otherwise you don’t
Enter, said the doorman as
He gave me a shirt
He gave me a shirt –
But what I’d really wanted
Was my soda back.
(inspired by the ‘Mean Joe Greene’ Coke commercial)
-“BB”-
Was my soda back?
Or had the vile fiend who stole
My Coke run away?
My Coke run away
But my Pepsi stayed right here
Wish it were reversed
Wish it were reversed,
but my wishes don’t come true;
or at least… not yet!
Or, at least not yet,
If, and we may be sure that,
If. well then, it’s then
If well, then, it’s then
time to thank all your doctors
and hospital staff
And hospital staff
Once again remind you that
Vaccines are okay.
Vaccines are okay.
They beat the alternative.
Those diseases suck.
Those diseases suck.
Too bad the Great Trumpkin took
The vaccines for them.
-“BB”-
The vaccines for them
Will prevent all kinds of ick
Who wouldn’t want that?
Who wouldn’t want that?
I will tell you who doesn’t
That guy over there!