Nearly all night long
The moon shone through dancing leaves,
Shadows on my wall.
Shadows on my wall
What could possibly cause that?
Sparrows in moonlight?
Sparrows in moonlight?
I am more familiar with
Bats in the belfry
Bats in the belfry
Are not a problem for me:
I have no belfry.
I have no belfry
And I have no bells to ring.
I’ll just have to sing.
I’ll just have to sing
even though dogs will loudly
proclaim their distaste
Proclaim their distaste
is what the masses will do
when I start singing
When I start singing
I get lots of requests to
Sing “Far, Far Away”
Sing “Far, Far Away”?
Sorry, can’t help you. Won’t perform
Songs from the band “Slade”.
-“BB”-
Songs from the band Slade
Are both sonic and tactile.
“Cum on Feel the Noize.”
“Cum On Feel the Noize”
Was a great song but implies
Poor spelling test grades.
Poor spelling test grades?
I can help for a small fee
I’ll be your tooter
“I’ll be your tooter,”
Said the boy scout, “since I’ve got
This swell old bugle.”
-“BB”-
This swell old bugle
sounds so good, it’ll charm the
sparrows in moonlight
Sparrows in moonlight
keeps repeating here, but I
know no reason why.
Know no reason why
Sparrows would waken in time
To bathe in moonlight.
To bathe in moonlight?
Poetic, but still need soap
to get really clean
To get really clean,
Bathe with a friend. They can scrub
Places you can’t reach.
-“BB”-
Places you can’t reach.
The color of infrared.
And a dog whistle.
And a dog whistle
Sounded like a good buy, but
My dog can’t blow it