Definitely not
Worth beating a gag to death -
It’s just getting dumb.
It’s just getting dumb
Reminds me of that quarry
We threw stuff into
We threw stuff into
The back of the SUV
When headed to Flint.
When headed to Flint
Bring your own bottled water
And don’t breathe the air.
-“BB”-
And don’t breathe the air?
How? Need answer fast, 'cause I’m
Waiting to exhale
Waiting to Exhale
ain’t my favorite movie;
I’ve never seen it!
I’ve never seen it
nor do I feel compelled to
Guess it’s bad juju
Guess it’s bad juju-
bes. My stomach was upset
after that movie.
After that movie
I believed a man could fly.
Now they’ve locked me up.
Now they’ve locked me up
In one of their neat boxes.
But I’ve found a key.
But I’ve found a key.
And it consists of three sharps.
It’s called A major.
It’s called a major
Brain fart, and I do believe
I’m having one now
I’m having one now.
Care to join me? They’re quite good:
an eggnog with rum.
An eggnog with rum
goes down well this time of year.
Ahh, winter’s solace.
Ahh, winter’s solace!
Snuggled under the blankets
With my sweet lady.
-“BB”-
With my sweet Lady
Marmalade, gitchy gitchy
Avec moi, ce soir?
“Avec moi, ce soir”
is not, I think, Latvian;
Tagalog, maybe?
Tagalog, maybe?
You must play games with the trees
When you have no friends.
When you have no friends
Winter, spring, summer or fall
You’ve no one to call
You’ve no one to call
Even James Taylor hates you.
Some friend you are, pal!