Haiku Madness Part Deux

Some friend you are, pal!
Songwriter Carole King would
Like a word with you

Like a word with you,
Master Yoda would, hmm, yes,
before Sith arrive.

Before Sith arrive
Thid, Foth and Fith arrive. I
Can’t spell very well.

“Can’t spell very well”
Said the inept wizard to
The would-be client.

The would-be client
Paid with would-be money? He
Would be arrested

Would be arrested,
or maybe roughed up a bit;
depends on the cop

depends on the cop
He might be Rogue or Robo
Or even Kung-Fu

Or even Kung-Fu
Starring David Carradine?
Patience, Grasshopper

Patience Grasshopper
The world is complicated
You’ll get it someday

You’ll get it someday -
That trembling thrill down your back -
Dripping icicles.

Dripping icicles
Means the snow is melting! I
Don’t have to shovel!

Don’t have to shovel;
I always leave it to the
sparrows in moonlight

Sparrows in moonlight
With tiny little shovels
Make a snow cyclone.

Make a snow cyclone
With flakes swirling around when
You shake the snow globe

You shake the snow globe
And wonder if that liquid
Will ever leak out.

-“BB”-

Will ever leak out
Seems like a bad slogan, it
Should be will never

Should be will never -
This is why proofreading is
So necessary.

So necessary
is a Christmas tree for us
at this time of year

At this time of year
I swear I’ll never complain
'bout next summer’s heat

'Bout next summer’s heat
I haven’t got much to say.
See you in August!