“See you in August”
Is more polite to say than
“See you next Tuesday”.
“See you next Tuesday”
Is more polite to say than
“Fascinating you”
“Fascinating you”
sounds rather like a Vulcan,
and they’re rarely rude.
And they’re rarely rude
Those folks who are looking for
A favor from you
A favor from you -
Could you help me gather these
Used ribbons and bows?
Used ribbons and bows:
I have a few, post-Christmas.
You want how many?
You want how many?
Sounds a little Yoda-ish
But just a little
But just a little
more coffee, please; ah, thank you;
you are much too kind!
You are much too kind
I ask you for a hand, you
Break into applause
Break into applause,
my friends, tonight at midnight,
and Happy New Year!
And Happy New Year!
When the ball drops, may you dance
If you’re still upright.
If you’re still upright,
you’re better off than those damn
sparrows in moonlight
Sparrows in moonlight
The reference is exhausted.
Mallards in mid-day?
Mallards in mid-day?
Parrots in early morn? Or
wrens in afternoon?
Wrens in afternoon?
Howsabout no birds at all
Any time of day?
Any time of day?
That’s the right time for ice cream,
Even in winter.
Even in winter
I’d like some ice cream, too, please -
with butterscotch sauce!
With butterscotch sauce?
No way! Gotta have me some
chocolate ganache.
Chocolate ganache
Is ok, but try it with
Pure maple syrup
Pure maple syrup
is a wonderful fluid;
I loves it, I do!