Littering at sea
Um, ain’t that what dogfish do
When they’re giving birth?
When they’re giving birth,
dogfish make way for docked ships;
they’re giving berth, too
They’re giving berth to
Hydrocephaly victims.
Sympathetic woo.
Sympathetic woo
We can see it’s up to you
Shooby dooby doo
Shooby Dooby Doo:
second-best dog ghost-finder?
That’s what Velma said.
“That’s what Velma said”
Was eventually changed
To “that’s what she said”
To “that’s what she said”
Too many people replied
With their own old jokes.
With their own old jokes
Dads annoy offspring, causing
Stomach-clutching groans.
Stomach-clutching groans
When will I learn to not have
Taco Bell for lunch
Taco Bell for lunch?
Why? When Jack’s tacos are two
for a buck and change.
For a buck and change?
Brother, you got all that cash?
You can spare a dime.
You can spare a dime
Or a moment or a tire
But can you spare ribs?
But can you spare ribs?
Real ribs, not those belly things.
I’m getting peckish.
“I’m getting peckish.
Can I get a Big Mac?” “Sir,
This is a Wendy’s.”
This is a Wendy’s
Not fine dining restaurant
Don’t order lobster
Don’t order lobster
Unless you enjoy eating
Grotesque bug creatures
Grotesque bug creatures?
Go ahead and think that way.
More crawfish for me!
More crawfish for me!
And I learned how to eat them
In Limnology.
In Limnology
We study inland waters.
I’d thought 'twas drawing.
I’d thought 'twas drawing
Sketches of naked women
Would make me famous