Haiku Madness Part Deux

Is more authentic
To write using your own words.
Do not plagiarize.

Do not plagiarize,
even if begged by those damn
sparrows by moonlight

“Sparrows by Moonlight”
is close to the real title
painted by Shangshen

Painted by Shangshen
And auctioned off by Christie’s
A dozen years past.

A dozen years past
the expiration date stamp.
Hmmmm…should I eat these?

Hmmmm…should I eat these
Hershey Kisses? Well, they’re not
Gonna eat themselves

Gonna eat themselves,
Those old ouroboroses.
Or ouroboroi?

Or ouroboroi?
Who cares? In either case they’re
Mythological.

-“BB”-

Mythological
are what my ol’ math skills are;
can add, subtract, though

Can add, subtract, though
I’m not a calculator
Just a meat machine

Just a meat machine
With a bread machine, you’ve got
A sandwich machine

A sandwich machine
Will get the meat and cheese right -
Too much mayonnaise.

Too much mayonnaise
can ruin a cheeseburger.
Zero is perfect.

Zero is perfect;
when you want nothing at all,
there’s nothing better!

There’s nothing better
Than whatever food you crave
A quesadilla

A quesadilla
And a large glass of white wine..
That’s dinner sorted.

That’s dinner sorted
Meat and taters on my plate
Veggies somewhere else

Veggies somewhere else
Over the rainbow perhaps
Dorothy eat your greens

That last line has six syllables in my book. Hence:

Dor’thy, eat your Greens;
no political party
is so nutritious.

Is so nutricious
Is what people used to say
About Nutella