Haiku Madness Part Deux

Not in game:

How are you pronouncing “piano”? I only get two syllables.

Pee-ah-no, I assume.

That’s almost how I say it. Pee-ANN-o. SE Texas, here. How do you say it, and where are you from?

Pya - no. Upstate New York, but with influence from some other places.

Here in NE Ohio, I’m with Rebo as to pronouncing “piano.”

In play:

You tinkle the keys,
but not on the keys, okay?
That would be nasty.

Sorry. I counted it out as PYA-no. Now I’m going to have to think about whether I really pronounce it that way. And listen to the folks around me.

That would be nasty
Vile, vulgar, and awful. So…
You gonna do it?

You gonna do it,
or would you rather I did?
I will, if you want.

“I Will”, if you want
To experience one of
The best Beatles songs

The best Beatles songs
Came before they ever met
The Maharishi.

-“BB”-

The Maharishi
Is very wise and correct
Except when he’s wrong

Except when he’s wrong,
my cousin Bob knows all things,
or so he tells me.

Or, so he tells me,
is a heraldic tincture.
Not that you would care.

Not that you would care
But I just purchased a new
Pack of underwear

Pack of underwear -
If I buy one more, will they
Last all of my years?

Last, all of my years
At med school? So what? Who cares?
I’m still a surgeon.

I’m still a surgeon
My dexterous fingers can
Play the pee-ANN-oh

Play the pee-ANN-oh?
I thought you said “P&O”,
Like the cruise ship line.

Like the cruise ship line
I’m lost at sea and I give
Folks diarrhea

Folks diarrhea,
Or unplugged diarrhea,
Is more authentic.