this is just the place
To put cheese in your helmet
For this is the whey
“For this is the whey,”
said the Mandalorian
when he ate some cheese.
When he ate some cheese
On a juicy hamburger,
he also had fries.
He also had fries
at that posh new Scottish place
they call McDonald’s
They call McDonald’s
Whenever Trump throws a fit.
He loves Happy Meals.
He loves Happy Meals
But by this point I believe
Trump has all the toys
Trump has all the toys
But your children get two dolls
Instead of thirty
Instead of thirty,
I would rather be twenty,
if the Genie asks
If the genie asks
Request millions more wishes
Well-known genie hack
Well-known genie hack –
Ask to always have enough
To buy anything.
-“BB”-
To buy anything
You will need money, 'cuz that’s
Capitalism
Capitalism
Is a ghost story with an
Invisible hand.
Invisible hand
Or a goose walks on my grave?
Shivers down my spine.
Shivers down my spine
tell me the ghosts have arrived,
so I’m out of here!
So, I’m out of here
But I have plenty of there
And, yes, everywhere
And, yes, everywhere
You look there’s a cat.
It’s raining outside.
It’s raining outside
But it’s not raining inside
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
Just a typical haiku?
Not a fucking chance!
Whoops, I can’t count.
Please adjust second line to:
You look inside, there’s a cat.
Not a fucking chance
Here at the primary school;
Try the singles bar.
Try the singles bar
Because the classifieds are
Rather obsolete