If you can’t trust Al . . .
But you absolutely can!
Counting is for schmucks.
Counting is for schmucks
Unless you’re haikuing, and
AI looks like Al
Not only was it dumb, I messed up counting, too!
Oh, well.
Al looks like AI
(Gore, that is, and computers;
but then, you knew that).
But then, you knew that
I was going to visit.
So why are you nude?
So why are you nude?
I said Netflix and chili.
Put your clothes back on.
Put your clothes back on
It’s not that kind of exam
Said my physics prof
Said my physics prof:
“Carl Sagan was not perfect,
but he was awesome.”
“But he was awesome!”
Is what I’ve been told about
Super Dave Osborne.
Super Dave Osborne
Seen on Letterman’s show, but
Not in Black Sabbath
Not in Black Sabbath,
and not in ABBA either:
human sacrifice.
Human sacrifice:
It is a messy affair.
Heads will roll for this.
Heads will roll for this.
Toes will curl. Shoulders shudder.
Wee wees shrivel up.
Wee wees shrivel up
when immersed in cold water;
hence, “There was shrinkage!”
Hence! “There was shrinkage!”
The duchess bellowed to her
Laundress, Abigail.
Laundress Abigail
Van Buren - Is it cool to
Mix colors and whites?
Mix colors and whites
if you want to dye clothes cheap.
Make white undies pink.
“Make white undies, P!nk?”
I once asked the rock diva;
she had other plans.
She had other plans
And, even worse, she had them
With other people
With other people
I hardly ever haiku;
this is just the place!